Last night I wore glasses in the shower;
How did shaving cream appear in my ear?
I missed my colonoscopy by an hour.
At least I know I am always here.
I spent a day hunting for car keys;
I found them downstairs inside a shoe.
Then mixed blueberries and Cheerios
For tonight’s Brunswick stew.
I live in bliss and perpetual Zen.
Who cares where I mislaid shampoo?
I found a travel agent in Nigeria,
And booked a river cruise