2-4 Nocturnal Ambition

Nocturnal Ambition

 

With creaking joints and countless pills,

Shapely girls cause no ignitions.

At night, he kissed his C-PAP’s lips—

Goodbye, nocturnal emissions.

 

In the backyard, he built two tubs,

Old-spiced and combed with Vitalis

He trolled on-line with youthful bait

And stocked Viagra, Cialis.

 

The evening came for her to come!

The recommended dose? Ignored.

She stood him up and never came;

Four hours swollen like a gourd.

 

The cause of death: “Priapism

Induced by overdose of bliss.”

 

His epitaph:

 

TOO MUCH RIGOR

TOO SOON MORTIS

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  1. LOL !! Shirley also LOL

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