I realize this is a tad forced. Oh well, don’t read while you are eating a bagel and lox (sorry, couldn’t resist.)
The man fancied himself to be strict orthodox;
So prim and square, his God could fit snug in a box.
While mulling the Bible’s figures and paradox,
“Do not muzzle a treading ox,
left him flummoxed.
God whispered “Are you smarter or dumber than an ox?”